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PartyT
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Posted - 04/10/2011 : 03:31:25 AM
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Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded. The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable
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