Posted - 04/10/2011 : 03:31:25 AM
| Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color-coded.
The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the
best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus,
the head and the ass are interchangeable
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