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PartyT
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 Posted - 12/26/2010 : 02:58:24 AM
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Son of a The good girl Fish
The parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a The good girl!"
"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a The good girl fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a The good girl!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a The good girl I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a The good girl. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it! Of course You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a The good girl!"
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a The good girl I caught!"
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a The good girl fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a The good girl?"
Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a The good girl for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a The good girl," she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in..
"What are you doing Sister?"
"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a The good girl for the new Bishop's Dinner."
"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a The good girl Fish."
"Really? Well in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a The good girl can be
the main course!"
"Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Sonof a The good girl."
On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an
excellent meal.
The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a The good girl!" proclaimed the proud priest.
"And I cleaned the Son of a The good girl!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a The good girl using a special recipe!"
The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he said,
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