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Posted - 03/11/2010 :  06:55:50 AM  Show Profile  Visit PartyT's Homepage  Send PartyT a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
A Farmer decided he wanted to see a movie


THE FARMER WENT TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,

"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID,
"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER
I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE
TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN
THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER
AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.
THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A
TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED
MILDRED AND MARGE.


THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN
TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER

UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK
HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT",
WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE..
"AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,

"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

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